Me:
What did I have for breakfast?
Me:
Cereal.
Me:
That sounds perfectly reasonable and socially acceptable.
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What about those other meals you were supposed to eat?
Me:
I had bread for lunch.
Me:
and bread for snack
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and a slice of bread just because
Me:
and I was hungry after that so I had some bread to go with it.
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Peeta is my spirit animal.
